Jerry: So, Puddy, this is a pretty good move for you, huh? No more "grease monkey".
David Puddy: I don't much care for that term.
Jerry: Oh. Sorry, I didn't know...
David Puddy: I don't know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector.
Jerry: I saw one once that could do sign language.
David Puddy: Yeah, I saw that one. Uh... Koko.
Jerry: Yeah, Koko.
David Puddy: Right, Koko. That chimp's alright. High-five.
Tonight: Gym. Catch up on this week’s school work. Tomorrow: Work. Gym. Next week’s school work. Thursday: Work. Gym. Drop dog’s off. Friday: Early flight to San Antonio. Saturday: Candy’s wedding! Sunday: Recover. Fly home. Monday: Gym. Work. Monday Night Football. Panthers vs Cowboys Tuesday: Early flight to Vegas! Wednesday: … Thursday: … Friday: Fly...
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Things that are good...always.
*rainbow sprinkles *old couples holding hands *hoop earrings *hitting the snooze *old comfy jeans *forehead kisses *sad doggie eyes *chocolate covered espresso beans *the smell of all casinos *hugs from a friend you haven’t seen in awhile *minty clean breath *thunder *the smell of rain in the air *dessert *waking up refreshed
I think hell must’ve frozen over while I was sleeping last night… This morning I was up at 5:55am and at the gym by 6:10. What is going on here? This sort of activity used to be an impossibility. Now it’s not. Crap.
Official...now let's get to work!
Registration Confirmation for: 2010 BI-LO Myrtle Beach Marathon Dear Brook, Congratulations! You are now registered for 2010 BI-LO Myrtle Beach Marathon. Please check the event’s official website for updates: http://www.mbmarathon.com Thank you for registering online and helping us be an Active.com certified “Green” marathon. Please visit www.MBMarathon.com for Frequently...
The Summer of George
George: No, listen; We're always sitting here. I'm always helping you with your girl problems, you're always helping me with my girl problems. Where do we end up?
George: Exactly. Because neither one of us can handle a woman all by ourselves.
Jerry: I'm trying.
George: I've tried. We don't have it. But maybe the two of us, working together, at full capacity, could do the job of one normal man.
Jerry: Then each of us would only have to be like a half-man. That sounds about right.
1/2 Marathon Training →
That’s right people. 13.1 miles. Me. Impossible you say? Maybe. I’m excited and horrified and confused and ready all at the same time. I was hanging at the pool this weekend with Billie when she asked me if I’d run a 1/2 marathon with her. My immediate response was “heck no”! (She has completed 2 FULL marathons in the past. Plus I’m kind of a slacker. Plus...
When will they listen?
By they I mean the Panthers organization. Listen to whom? ME! For years I have reluctantly begged them (out loud, not actually TO them) to develop a replacement for Delhomme. Jake is a nice guy, I’m sure. But it’s true — nice guys finish last unless they don’t suck. And he does. As proven in yesterday’s game. (and during the preseaon) (And during the disgusting...
Random thoughts from 25-35 year olds
- I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option. -More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me. -Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. -I...
Things I did this weekend that made me happy:
played beach volleyball went to bed early and got up early went to bed late and slept in took the big dog for a 3 mile run had breakfast and coffee with my cousin had a cookout went to the pool more beach volleyball went bowling drank a milkshake drank some dominican rum went ice skating lounged on the couch all day long bought some skis, boots, and poles! watched a ton of football got ahead on my...