The Dude abides. I don’t know about you, but I take comfort in that....– The Stranger: The Big Lebowski
things i need to locate/own:
(before COB Friday) boots underarmour kahlua cream sled that should do it. what am i missing?
It’s the good girls who keep diaries. The bad girls never have the time. Me… I...– Tallulah Bankhead (via littlemiss)
Why I love working in an office:
(sometimes) Example number who the heck knows: I was in posession of way too many cookies for me to be comfortable with. So I sent out the following email to a decent sized group of people: Who wants a cookie? I have 8.5 of them. (broken, not bitten haha) They are chocolate chip. Freshly baked. Capi’s. First come first serve. No, I will not hold them for you. Get your butt up and walk over...
Stuff White People Like →
My favorites off this list, for one reason or another: #9 - making you feel bad about not going outside #36 - breakfast places #51 - living by the water #63 - expensive sandwiches #69 - Mos Def #75 - threatening to move to Canada #80 - the idea of soccer #99 - grammar #107 - self-aware hip-hop references (this one’s the funniest) #113 - Halloween #124 - hating people who wear Ed Hardy ...
UNC vs NC State →
Let’s HOPE Carolina shows up tonight. I can’t deal with watching too many more games like the last few. I’m really hoping it will be a good game. Thanks to the other BH, we’ll be AT the game, watching live. Should be fun! He’s a state fan, so that could be really good or really bad haha. I reaaally need the ‘Heels to bring their game tonight, pretty...
Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Whine less, breathe more. Talk less,...– Swedish Proverb
Me: Hooters today for lunch if you wanna go...
Slebos: best IM ever!
Me: ha I guess that's a yes
Slebos: I have never eaten at a Hooters
Me: I don't believe you. I know you, so I don't believe you.
Slebos: Why would I lie about that?
Slebos: I mean, I love boobs. I love wings. Just have never been.
Me: son word
Slebos: you so gangsta
Me: not the first time I've been told that
To be happy is not the purpose of our being, rather it is to deserve happiness.– Johann G. Fichte
What can I say about that suit [UNC’s basketball team] that hasn’t already been said about Afghanistan; It looks bombed out and depleted.
Love is passion, obsession, someone you can’t live without. If you...– Meet Joe Black
"Booze for Boobs" hahaha →
This morning I was browsing my Facebook dashboard and saw a post from my friend Scott that said his daughter, Colleen, is starting preschool today. I remember the day she was born. I remember the day I held her for the first time, and the day she changed my life. (see a post about it from Aug 09 here: http://horseteeth.tumblr.com/post/171373373/a-revised-epiphany) So I left him a note on his...
What happens in Vegas...
…doesn’t stay in Vegas. Not if you’re me :) Because: (1) I like to tell all my stories, they’re too funny not to. (2) I wouldn’t have done anything worthy of not bringing back with me (3) Pictures and videos and craziness, oh my! My camera batteries were dead, no charger, so I’m relying on the other 12 ladies to supply me with all of my evidence. :) I have a...
Las Vegas > Key West
I’ve mentioned a time or two that a bunch of girlies are headed (or are already en route) to Las Vegas for a long weekend for Brooke’s bachelorette. All of the guys (I think around 20 of them) are heading to Key West this same weekend. We’ve declared a war on whose trip is or will be better. I think we’ll win hands down, what do you think?!?!? And while I’m...
You never know where the next miracle is going to come from, the next smile, the...– One Tree Hill (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
underrated: Arby’s Turkey & Swiss overrated: pretty much everything else at Arby’s
When late morning rolls around and you’re feeling a bit out of sorts, don’t...– Winnie the Pooh (via west-side)
Warrior Dash!! →
This sounds like so much fun! Who wants to go? I’m not kidding.