January 2010
86 posts
“The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect...”
– Anna Quindlen
“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for...”
– Dave Barry
“You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak...”
– Abraham Lincoln via (supkylee) (via quote-book)
“All that I’m after is a life full of laughter…”
– Daughtry (I’m not posting this within the context of the song. Only the context of these few words.) :)
Tonight...we roll
Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
Why I'm glad I don't go to exercise classes at the...
Jewel: Kristi and I were just IMing talking about girls who fart in class when you go to the gym!
Me: Haha does this happen often?
Jewel: I was in step class and some girl farted and I was jumping around my bench and jumped right into it!
Me: ewwww
Jewel: And then Kristi said the worst part is when someone farts and you walk into it and it goes in your mouth.
Me: Gross!!! Did you say something?
Jewel: I know! No, I couldn't, I was like holy crap NASTY but we just started the fast step.
Me: Hahahaha so nasty
Jewel: I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts.
“I don’t know who invented high heels, but all women owe him alot.”
– Marilyn Monroe
www.lala.com →
My new favorite website.
On Bjork...
Anyone who’s name starts with “BJ” is destined to be strange.
