The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect...– Anna Quindlen
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for...– Dave Barry
You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich. You cannot strengthen the weak...– Abraham Lincoln via (supkylee) (via quote-book)
All that I’m after is a life full of laughter…– Daughtry (I’m not posting this within the context of the song. Only the context of these few words.) :)
Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
Why I'm glad I don't go to exercise classes at the...
Jewel: Kristi and I were just IMing talking about girls who fart in class when you go to the gym!
Me: Haha does this happen often?
Jewel: I was in step class and some girl farted and I was jumping around my bench and jumped right into it!
Jewel: And then Kristi said the worst part is when someone farts and you walk into it and it goes in your mouth.
Me: Gross!!! Did you say something?
Jewel: I know! No, I couldn't, I was like holy crap NASTY but we just started the fast step.
Me: Hahahaha so nasty
Jewel: I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts.
I don’t know who invented high heels, but all women owe him alot.– Marilyn Monroe
My new favorite website.
Anyone who’s name starts with “BJ” is destined to be strange.