April 2010
130 posts
“Who knows what may lie around the next corner? There may be a window somewhere...”
– Joe Hill (via quote-book)
March 2010
147 posts
A little summertimeish music for your...
The best texts I've received this week:
~ “touch blue, make it true…you can’t double stamp a triple stamp!” ~ “you are becoming and OLD HAG!” ~ “FYI - I think I just gave birth to a litter of baby pterodactyls”
~ “relax, and have some wine” - repeatedly, no matter what I said.
Nas ft. The Fugees - If I Ruled The World This...
Ohhhh needed this song today…...
Finally! Beach Music Thursdays at North Hills is... →
If you’re looking for me on a Thursday there’s a pretty good chance I might be HERE. It’s been decided. (via west-side)
“This above all: to thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the...”
– William Shakespeare - Hamlet
It depends
George: I'm not married. I'm not allowed to go out with somebody else?
Jerry: It depends.
George: Depends on what?
Jerry: On many factors.
George: Like what?
Jerry: Well, how long you've been seeing her. What's your phone call frequency? Are you on a daily?
George: No. Semi-daily. Four or five times a week.
Jerry: What about Saturday nights? Do you have to ask her out, or is a date implied?
George: Implied.
Jerry: She got anything in your medicine cabinet?
George: Might be some moisturizer.
Jerry: Let me ask you this...Is there any Tampax in your house?
George: Yeah.
Jerry: Well, I'll tell you what you got here. You've got yourself a girlfriend.
George: Do you believe my luck? The first time in my life I have a good answer to the question "What do you do?" and I have a girlfriend. I mean, you don't need a girlfriend when you can answer that question. That's what you say in order to get girlfriends. Once you can get girlfriends, you don't want a girlfriend, you just want more girlfriends.
“Now, my mum always said two wrongs don’t make a right. But she never said...”
– Hugh Laurie :)
The Puma
B: The Puma has spoken, and has ruled that no one is allowed to refer to The Puma publicly. This is the only instance of mentioning The Puma. The Puma is dead. The end.
K: The Puma is NOT dead, simply in hiding. For such is the way of The Puma. The Puma chooses to reveal itself at a moment of it's own choosing.
B: Ahhh very true. You are so wise. The Puma is a mystery. And a bada$$.
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Gus Johnson! I think I’m going to use this soundboard for all of my phone conversations today with customers and partners. Think anyone will notice? :) The best 2 are “I get buckets” and “OHHHHHH!”
So I just played this one… Unplugged my...
This song never gets old… Happy Friday :)...
The best texts I've received this week:
“Is it possible that I’m not as attractive as I think I am?” “Panties! Panties! Panties!” “Is that The Dude and a milkshake?” “Are you spongeworthy?” “Ninjabrook” “she had MAN HANDS!” “moist.”
Latest musical obsession:
Men with sort of raspy, sultry voices. Bluesy and soulful… Chill out playlist: James Morrisson - You Give Me Something Paulo Nutini - Last Request Ray LaMontagne - Hold You In My Arms and Let It Be Me Amos Lee - What’s Been Going On Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals - In The Colors Ronan Keating - Lovin’ Each Day Brett Dennen - Ain’t No Reason Joe Purdy - Why Do I...
FACT:
Capril Sun only tastes good if you drink it from the pouch. Don’t dare try to drink it from a juice glass, you’ll ruin it.
Typical
Me: How was lunch? We had Thai.
Rob: Awesomeness as usual. We talked about girl's butts in the deli, Eddie complained, a usual lunch pretty much.
Me: Sounds about right. Hate I missed today.
Sign #13 that springtime is in the air:
I wore a dress to work today BUT am not behind on laundry.
This was mine and Laura’s favorite song to...
