”What day is it?” — “It’s today,” squeaked...– A.A. Milne
50 Healthiest Snacks →
I need to consult this list a little more often…or else! simplyjess:
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is...– Antoine de Saint-Exupery
The 9 things I hate about everyone
Something I would’ve written…but I didn’t: 1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time… I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3....
For all of the overly zealous Panthers fans out... →
Yea…I’ll admit that I’m guilty of thinking some of the items this column mentions…but nowhere near even 1/2 of them…here are a few examples: You get angry at all of the trade publications that don’t rank Williams and Stewart as the #1 and #2 running backs in the league, respectively. You think that Jimmy Clausen can be the next Joe Montana, and worry that...
True Confession Tuesd...I mean Thursday :)
Here goes… I met someone wonderful a few weeks ago. A guy. An amazing guy. (Yes, you read that correctly) I’ll save the where, who, and how for another day… For now just smile and be happy, Because I am. :)
A song to make you smile. graceinplace: King...
best texts i received this week:
- the other other other white meat - FYI - HT has bacon buy 2 get 3 free this week. free bacon!! - i’ll have wine coolers and mad dog waiting on ice… - look at me…now look at your man…now look back at me - i had a deram last night that Tre asked Stacie to marry him - girls don’t poop - i saw a man riding a unicycle in front of the cupcake shoppe wearing glittery...
I think today’s turning out to be a Led...
Procrastination isn’t the problem, it’s the solution. So procrastinate now,...– Ellen DeGeneres (via graceinplace)
One day your life will flash before your...
want a little perspective? watch THIS →
I dare you to watch this and not smile, laugh, and cry, all at the same time. Do it. This man is amazing.
Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely...– Oscar Wilde (via quote-book)
best texts i've received this week:
- i hate Boston with a passion - sooo, i just deleted like 10 photos out of my phone of moist towelettes - i just took a big smelly poop and thought of you. - GRUNDLE PIRATE!! - i’m still “crying wolf”…shocking - i’ll never be able to burp in front of him - way to be like my Nana - those pink dolphins are so rare!! how have you seen two in different places...
julie911: Ben Gibbard - Carolina All the way,...
SOOOO FREAKIN' CUTE!!!!! →
If this doesn’t make you smile nothing will :)
Rule number one: Always stick around for one more drink. That’s when things...– Midnight in The Garden of Good and Evil (via thecupcaketologist)
A little Ray for your Monday…...
You only live once, and the way I live, once is enough.– Frank Sinatra
The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you’re swimming and...– Absofreakinlutely. I know toooo many people that do not see or understand the value in thinking before you speak, especially when you are angry. Let it marinate, people. You’ll thank me one day. :)
You probably wouldn’t worry about what people think of you if you could...– Olin Miller
Ahhh yes, some good driving to the beach...
Jerry: Have ya been to the Motor Vehicle Bureau? Its a leper colony there.
Elaine: So, basically what you're saying is 95% of the population is undatable?
Elaine: So how are all these people gettin' together?