10 - spinach artichoke dip with chips - gonna do it anyway
9 - vegetable eggrolls - since when is that a holiday food?
8 - tuna tartare - they don’t know my family do they? this will not be on the table.
7 - mini potato knish - meh.
6 - vegetable quesadilla - delicious. don’t care. also not really a “holiday food”
5 - pigs in a blanket - it’s hot dogs. i never pass up hot dogs, sorry.
4 - cream-based soups - …are always delicious.
3 - spanakopita - overrated anyway. too much phyllo, not enough goodness.
2 - mixed nuts - whatever. nuts are good for you
1 - chocolates - Fitness Magazine writers are crazy and hold no weight with me after this choice. If they want me to eat a bunch of lettuce throughout the holiday season then they can just keep their air-brushed six packs and pass the box of chocolates. That’s what big sweaters and coats and scarves are for in winter anyway, right? To hide a holiday pound or two. :)
