She flies with her own wings...
things i just don’t quite understand

enlighten me.

- those Salt Life bumper stickers. and shirts, etc.
- the disco nail
- putting stick figure icons on your car for every family member
- why someone would choose Dunkin Donuts of Krispy Kreme. ever.
- the obsession with leopard print shoes
- updating your facebook every time you do the laundry. or cook dinner. or your kid farts. or you go to the store. or work out. seriously…every single time?
- planking
- when people intentionally spell words incorrectly (i.e. lyke vs like; wat vs what…)
- feathering your hair
- Twitter
- why auto-tuned songs are considered “music” and rappers like lil wayne are considered “talented”
- Angry Birds
- Sillybandz
- mom jeans
- Juicy Couture
- sunglasses so big they cover the majority of your face
- zebra print
- barcode tattoos
- Keep Calm and (insert whatever here)
- Kardashians
- super expensive baby/kid clothes